Dear Stupid Assface on The Interstate,
Thanks a lot you asshole. I really mean it, because of your impatience you got my car TOTALED. JUST because I slowed down and got over in to a diffrent lane wasnt' grounds for you to try to pass me. Thanks for hitting my back end sending me spinning in to the shouder's snow bank and driving off. Thanks to YOUR little stunt another car came along, hit my front end and tore my front bumper off. If that wasn't enough then another guy slammed in to my passanger side. SO because of your jackassish move, I totaled the car that my great grandmother got for me and I now must get a NEW car.
Signed a right royal