Using the random Pokemon generator(link) , complete the following:
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Volcarona- Oh hell yes! It's like freaking MOTHRA
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Basculin- I work at a place that serves sushi. Is this a new menu additon?
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Electivire- Who in the hell gave this to me? Do they WANT me to blow up the lab?
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Giratina- What did I DO?! (I'm screwed)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Excadrill- Dear god...I'm gonna die...
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Arcanine- With great irony...he actually LOVES this thing.
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Lampent- Well they say you play with fire you get burned..so I got out.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Dunsparce- Dear god...wth is that thing.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Poochyena- And then it bit my face..
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Rapidash- Did it burn the shit out of it too?
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Joltik- Ok...seriously...not funny
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Liepard- Didn't know mom was in to that kinda thing...
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Rhyperior- I'm kinda scared now....
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Froslass- I actually am afraid of this thing...
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Typhlosion- Oh HELL yes.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Cresselia- well, it does look like a nice dreamy pokemon right?
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Suicune- I CAN RIDE IT AROUND BITCHES!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Thundurus- *sobs* why god why...
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Luxray- If you've ever done the ranger games...this thing is a nightmare...
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Scolipede- OH DEAR GOD! TYPHLOSION KILL IT KILL IT!
Coded By Internet-cafe
